10. “They told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about at the Time-Management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool-resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly-specified Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
3. “The coffee machine is broken…..”
2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…”
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK…
1. ……In Jesus’ name. Amen.”
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