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10. “They told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about at the Time-Management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.  You probably got here just in time!”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool-resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly-specified Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.  Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”

4. “Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

3. “The coffee machine is broken…..”

2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…”

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK…

1. ……In Jesus’ name.   Amen.”

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Meetings, The Practical Alternative To Work

Meetings, The Practical Alternative To Work

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